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Extemp Humor (Page 2)


Page 1, Top 10 lists

Page 3, More Stupid Quotations by politicians

Page 4, Dumb Remarks of 2005

CHSSA Parody

"My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth..."

- Former California Governor Gray Davis at a campaign stop September 17, 2003 attempting to stave off a recall

"There will be more recalls in California -- the proponents have already promised that, there will be a recall in retaliation because the Democrats have promised that."

- Gray Davis

[The irony is that no retaliatory recall was even filed against Arnold Schwarzenegger after he was sworn into office.]

"One could say that Osama bin Laden and these non-nation-state fighters with religious purpose are very similar to those kind of atypical revolutionaries that helped to cast off the British crown."

- Representative Marcy Kaptur - (D) Ohio

[Ironically she refused to retract such statements when asked later.]

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

- California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger while speaking on gay marriage

"...if it were not for the strong support of the Jewish community for this war with Iraq, we would not be doing this..."

- Representative James Moran - (D) Virginia


"He ran a gas station down in St. Louis."

-Hillary Clinton referring to Mahatma Gandhi during a campaign stop in 2004